Subway

As with many franchises, you probably have already had it a hundred times and you walk in knowing what you are going to get. I may be odd but when I think of Subway, I want a big double steak Chopped salad. I’ve had this here a few times and it’s exactly what I was hoping for. Staff has always been friendly, despite the occasional loiterers.

Subway generally can be hit or miss.  Ingredients can be old and forgotten.  Employees can be morons.  Subways always seem to have a problem keeping the syrup going to the drink thing.  You can run into some needledick asshole singing the “five dollar footlong” song and want to kill him.

But this Subway is always really good!   Ingredients are always fresh, employees are always mildly attentive, even though there’s a ubiquitous employee drama tension that seems to run through the joint.  The drinks work and the singing asshole quotient seems to be relatively low.  

And at least the employees here don’t make fun of me for ordering my sandwiches without lettuce.   I know it’s automatic to grab a handful of that leafy vomit, but these guys never give me crap for it.  Fuck lettuce forever.